The Ugliest Uniforms

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The Ugliest Uniforms

Except the ugly school uniforms that make kids frightened to ever go to school, a handful of the ugliest uniforms are out there somewhere, breathing scary dreams. Can you believe google is giving you a whole lot of football uniforms when you search for “ugliest uniforms?” Well, guess it’s really about that odd design that google and sports analysts agree. This interesting fact actually drives sport’s lovers to look for the best NFL uniforms. It gives them hard time, and that’s where the excitement lies.

If the performance of each team is the main course, the uniforms are the appetizers for all spectators. This year, the NFL is playing with their throwback uniforms. And perhaps, the Broncos gave your eyes a pinch that made you close them for at least 5 seconds. The yellow and brown is painful in the eyes, and the hazard warning yellow and black stripes socks will make you dizzy while they run in the field. If they’re redesigning an orange uniform to match their “orange crush” nickname, pray it doesn’t end up like this one.

Football shares the same shoe with hockey. Although it’s necessary for them to be well protected from falls and bumps, the pads make them look like they have some kind of disease associated to high cholesterol. Anaheim Duck’s uniform in the mid 90’s provides us with a perfect example of a humiliating jersey. Vancouver Canucks also had a horrible uniform when they played in 1980s. Voltes V was in the game! Who could forget Portland Pirates’ checkered jersey. The pirate logo will run off if only he could. And guess Montreal Canadiens were a little envy of them so off they dug from the closet their blue-red-white striped jersey.

After sports uniforms, schools follow very closely when it comes to having the ugliest uniforms. A school uniform of a private school in South Yorkshire, UK should tell us the whole story. Poor girls don’t have a choice but wear the too loose coat which overlaps with a long skirt that looked like granny’s favorite checkered table cloth. And what in the world have they done with the shoes and socks? Black stockings and a shoe color matching the coat would have looked better. They could have also chosen a slimmer tie to go well with the usually smaller body size of high school students. Please scrap the laced shoe style as well.

Baseball joins the league of having the ugliest uniforms ever designed. Look! Pittsburg Pirates lost their lunchboxes and simply put the hotcakes on their heads. To complete the yummy look, there goes the ice cream – the golden yellow pants. Well, for Chicago White Sox, a home run cannot be attained by the help of striking colored uniform. A simple uniform would do, and thought they only needed skimpy shorts.

The saddest part of this flaunt of ugliest uniforms is finding out that one of the United States of America’s most respected department has made it to the league. In 2005, the sailors got the new versions of working uniforms to replace winter blues and summer whites. One comment in mudvillegazette.com refers to the new uniforms are completely hideous. New Hampshire State Police also had an awful combination of strange green jacket and brown pants. Maine State Police‘s light blue uniform was not a good choice. But we have to give them credit for the dedication they have for their job.

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